Yesterday, Rhye's mother was watching TV and saw Erik Estrada in an infomercial, selling properties in Ocean Shores, WA. Rhye's mom made us look at it and told us we should buy a house there, since they were selling for only $22,900. It took a while for me to explain to Rhye's mom that they were selling the land only - that we would be buying an empty lot with no house on it. Don't ask me why she thought you could buy land anywhere with a house on it for only $23K.
I caught the infomercial again in the wee hours this morning and was curious as to what the details of the deal were, so as the infomercial progressed, I snapped screenshots of the details and disclaimers that are usually on the screen for only a second or two. One thing I found surprising is that they're offering financing of the land purchase at 13.9% APR. Why any buyer would accept that rate is beyond me.
Purely by accident, I managed to capture a typo that got past the editors and proofreaders.
What caught my eye was the line:
Obtain the Property Report or its equivalent required by Federal and State law and read it before singing anything.
My question: What song are you supposed to sing after reading the Property Report??