Continuing Seminars For Females
(Prepared and presented by males)
Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
Introduction to Parking.
Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.
Water retention: Fact or Fat.
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.
Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
PMS: Your Problem... Not His.
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
Sex: It's For Married Couples Too.
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both.
Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both. (In case it was missed the first time)
Learning to Go in Public Restrooms.
"Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.
TV Remotes: For Men Only.
Update: Dean (husband to The Queen of All Evil) has posted his own list of Classes for Women. My favorite:
Class 4: Summarizing Conversations. How to relate an entire conversation you just had with your sister, mother, or best friend in 25 words or less. 10 week intensive training course, meeting 3 nights a week. Advanced students only.
Related course topic: How to answer yes/no questions in 25 words or less, and actually answer the question.