Classes for Women

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Here's one for the guys, in response to the "Classes for Men" posted by Rhye and the Queen of All Evil:

Continuing Seminars For Females
(Prepared and presented by males)

  1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

  2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

  3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

  4. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.

  5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

  6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.

  7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the First.

  8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

  9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.

  10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

  11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

  12. Introduction to Parking.

  13. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.

  14. Water retention: Fact or Fat.

  15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

  16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.

  17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

  18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

  19. PMS: Your Problem... Not His.

  20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

  21. Sex: It's For Married Couples Too.

  22. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

  23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

  24. Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both.

  25. Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both. (In case it was missed the first time)

  26. Learning to Go in Public Restrooms.

  27. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.

  28. TV Remotes: For Men Only.

Update: Dean (husband to The Queen of All Evil) has posted his own list of Classes for Women. My favorite:

Class 4: Summarizing Conversations. How to relate an entire conversation you just had with your sister, mother, or best friend in 25 words or less. 10 week intensive training course, meeting 3 nights a week. Advanced students only.

Related course topic: How to answer yes/no questions in 25 words or less, and actually answer the question.

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The Empire Strikes Back from The Queen of All Evil on July 22, 2004 8:27 AM

Tweezer's Edge has the funniest comeback to my post on Classes for Men EVER! Seriously, I haven't laughed so hard in a while.... Read More

My dear wife has found a Learning Annex Course List For Men. But as I look at it, most of these classes look hopelessly complex to me.

On the other hand...

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The Wrath of Males? Ha!! from Just Around The Bend on July 22, 2004 12:26 PM

Well I guess it was going to happen, it happens maybe.... Read More

Too Funny! from E Pluribus Unum on July 22, 2004 12:39 PM

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8 Comments

So, what you're saying is that those jeans do make my butt look big...

:-P
I have to defend the women in the world.
and regarding
#11

Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

Look, can I help it if I and my friends are the only one's who can solve the crisis in this world.
It only sounds like we are gossiping. We are really talking in code.

Very well done, TweezerMan.

May I humbly offer #29: "Ready in Fifteen Minutes: Time as More Than Simply Theory"

"So, what you're saying is that those jeans do make my butt look big..."

No comment! ;)

No, dear, they merely allow the truth to show.

About the parking. If we reverse into the parking space, how are we supposed to get the groceries into the trunk? And while you disapprove of general shopping, you do so love having food in the house, don't you?

Public bathroooms: 1. We have to sit (or hover)for all purposes; guys just stand and deliver from a reasonable distance. 2. We have more than one bodily orifice in that area to protect from disgusting things in publc restrooms.

Funny list, though.

funny, I've either lived alone too long or have too many male friends but I understand this completely :D